#im not tagging this as fire emblem i cant fucking do it

[shibopandadoodles]

Something else stupid I needed to draw that no one will look at but me

[waywardsalt]

putting this under the cut immediately because i KNOW this is going to be extremely long

general disclaimer, its not my kind of game im not blaming the actual devs for most of this shit i understand gamedev and writing and animating and all of that shit is hard yadda yadda anyways i fucking despise totk with an acidic rage and im trying to swear off of bitching about it any further but tbh i gotta get my actual thoughts out of my system somehow.

i guess my biggest issue with totk at the moment now is just that... it feels like it's the gaming equivalent of dangling keys in from of some kids face to get their attention; it's shiny, it's got fun gmod-ass glue mechanics, you get three whole maps and... it feels very hollow and like they just wanted to make a fun game and let everything else rot while the gameplay was polished to an insane degree- and i see why it's likely getting good scores despite the story and worldbuilding and theming and literally everything but the gameplay being rough as hell, its a fucking open world game with stupid glue mechanics where you can built the shit you want and go anywhere and like.

i didn't even like ultrahand very much, so there was no chance of this game actually winning me over. more often than not ultrahand was a hassle for me to use outside of solving puzzles with it. the gameplay isn't even particularly fantastic when you take away ultrahand bullshit or the admittedly impressive recall and ascend, it's just there to prop up the stock-standard open world game exploration and combat, which is effectively the exact same with the additions of every weapon being shit and funneling you into using ultrahand-mini (fuse) and giving you the chance to create insane destructing machines, which- where does that fit in? where does the zonai garbage being crazy weapons fit in with like... the zelda feel? idk the gameplay did literally feel like botw but with different abilities. ultrahand and fuse were effectively the same thing and the abilities just had. no decent story integration you just get these weird ass abilities because the devs wanted to let the player so whatever the fuck.

i mean, just... i know there's this general idea with loz games where they come up with the gameplay gimmick first and then build everything else around it, and totk is where it's the most painfully obvious. it is extremely easy to tell that the gameplay was the first priority in creation. with the other games, the gameplay gimmicks and story mesh pretty well, and everything is about equal- but the gameplay in totk sticks out like a sore thumb in comparison to the story and... everything. the story does just feel like an excuse for the different gameplay mechanics they decided to cook up.

i mean there's no real reason for why link getting rauru's arm allows him to access those powers, especially since we never see rauru or mineru use those kinds of powers, the depths and sky don't really matter outside of the dungeons in them, and the zonai tech is messily integrated just to be toys, and zelda turning into a dragon just... gives you another dragon for resources, and along with ganondorf jsut lets you have this cinematic final boss- ganondorf turns into a dragon for the sake of that cinematic boss battle, there's literally no way for him to have known what would have happened if he ate the stone. ganondorf being in the game alone is just... they added him because it's ganondorf, they don't actually go forward with making it matter that it's ganondorf, just that they had calamity ganon in botw and decided hey why not people like ganondorf let bring him back. it practically doesn't matter that he's gerudo or even a human character. he's just treated like another flatly evil monster. he's evil for the sake of it, and any other possible backstory for him is either ignored by the story or stamped out by the way the narrative wants you to view him.

i dont know exactly what happened during development but i hope to hell the final story and worldbuilding isnt what they intended to do by the end. it all feels so hollow, echoing what past zelda games have done and reusing old tropes, either not improving on any of them or not understanding why those things worked the first time. totk's story is just so flat, hardly any new characters get time to breathe and make any real impression, the ancient sages are nameless and faceless and are barely more than symbols, sonia was quite literally fridged, mineru and rauru get their moments but they don't do anything beyond what is needed to advance the immediate plot, and any new characters in the present aren't that deep either, even ganondorf is just more flat than ever even if he had the most character to his animations.

they backtracked on zelda's character growth and character in general to just shove her into that same old dedicated princess mold and the game at large is so desperate to have you groveling at her feet like the rest of hyrule with the overbearing repetition of 'look how great and nice and smart and thoughtful she is :))))' and it's so bizarre how they shove her influence into every corner of the world, including those she really shouldn't be that involved in, and it just wraps around to being like... don't think about it just listen to us. that's what the whole game feels like, don't think too hard about it and just follow what the game wants you to do and think about all of this. the stable quests all boiling down to just finding a bunch of stupid quirky little misunderstandings of things zelda had benevolently done was one of the most frustrating experiences: why even fucking BOTHER with fake zelda even being a thing in the present if nothing outside the plot is done with it, and the stable quests would have been a great opportunity.

i didn't even bother with most of the side quests after i beat the main story; i did a smattering of bigger side quests, got the memories and all of the shrines and cleared the depths and finished the story and i havent touched it since. and then i played persona 5 royal and had the best time of my life. that game was a fantastic palate cleanser after totk.

i mean.... my favorite part of totk (asides from the music) was the depths, clearing that out and spending hours getting every lightroot, and as much as a i loved the depths, in hindsight it is BULLSHIT that you get what amounts to a worthless token for getting every single lightroot. same as the reward for every korok seed- that open world bullshit of there being no real payoff to these massive collectible undertakings buts a little 'you did it :)' token. SO much of the chests and rewards in totk were absolute dogshit, it was CONSIDERABLY worse than the rewards in botw especially since the weapons are worse across the board. i played totk around the same time as a friend of mine, and even they were starting to get irritated with the shitty rewards.

similarly, it was also a pain in the ass to see how they used the amiibo armor and other references to past games- it was so shallow and hardly every worth the effort and just... why even reference the old games anyways? totk has jack shit to do with any of them, much less the game it's supposed to be a goddamn sequel to, and it was just a worthless attempt at using nostalgia and references. you can utilize past game references and nostalgia well (imo fire emblem engage did a really good job with that) and totk just tossed that shit in there bc it could and then moved on. don't even bother.

tbh totk really did stampede over everything in botw, from basically ignoring most of zelda's characterization, to scrubbing away most of the stuff about the champions or sheikah... anything (i'm so pissed by that one interview thing. 'it all disappeared bc calamity ganon disappeared' ILL BITE YOU. NOT ALL OF IT IS GONE. THEY LITERALLY DISCUSS IT IN BOTWS EPILOGUE. they built that shit in preparation for clam ganon its not like clam ganon caused it to pop up it was like a massive contingency plan for ganon why would it all disappear anyways what the hell. what the fuck. considering the sheikah's history w/ the hylian royals its so doubly fucked), and just... oh my GOD what totk does with link is so. you cannot be doing this rn.

link being a non speaking character is totally fine and has been handled great in the past and tbh botw handled him being non-speaking with limited emoting in the memories bc it gave a valid reason and suggested that lack of pressure and memories is what allows him to be more visibly emotional in the present!!! and totk is like. ah. nope. hes stone faced again. even in front of his friends and the people he cares about. even though this was explained as being basically a defense mechanism for hyrule's safety being put on his shoulders in the past and he loosens up in present botw. oh you want to see him smile? at his friend? who he's fought tooth and nail to see again? too bad its out of bounds. poor boy looks like he could be a customizable character in most cutscenes. you could swap him out with any other character in those scenes and it would not matter. the common defense abt link feeling like he doesnt matter to the story is usually like 'oh but he's doing that stuff of course it matters' you are missing the point the problem is that it feels like link. link specifically. link the character from botw. it feels like he does not matter to the story. feels like he could be swapped out with any random character so long as they have the master sword in hand.

look the music was the best part of the game but like. the usage of motifs from botw that don't actually relate to anything in totk (such as bringing back the champion's motifs when. they have LITERALLY nothing to do with almost anything in totk). the music does a good job at pulling on your heartstrings but it feels like it's doing a LOT of that specific heavy lifting in the story. very little of the actual game content backs up the soundtrack. totk does not deserve its soundtrack imo.

tbh the new sages were kinda weak, too. yunobo is infuriatingly fooled by fake zelda at every turn, tulin (best boy) has the most lazy blink-and-you'll-miss-it character 'arc' abt him learning to work with others or whatever the hell that dialogue was trying to impress upon me, sidon... look i did the water temple first (hated it) and then moved on i barely remember much about sidon, and riju is unfortunately in the blast range of what was done to the gerudo as a whole. they're fine, don't really get much time to breathe, their powers range from decently useful to just straight up a pain in the ass, (mineru is the worst sage. her mech... using that thing is one of the most unpleasant gameplay experiences ive had in what might be years) and oh god the dungeons... those fuckers are not a 'return to form' they're cheap imitations of zelda dungeons of the past.

say what you will about the divine beasts but at least i didn't feel like i was being treated like a fucking moron while going through them. totk's dungeons were insultingly easy, robbing any puzzle completing satisfaction by either just handing you the solution on a shiny silver plate or having the puzzle just be some flavor of 'go hit that switch' totk's water temple is the WORST zelda dungeon i have ever played through good god. it feels like the inverse of what majora's mask had going on; while majora's mask was on a smaller scale, the dungeons are huge undertakings of interwoven puzzles that are just... mwah i need to replay majora's mask soon. despite the game's massive scale totk's dungeons didn't take half as long as some fucking shrines. idk. every other zelda game ive played from phantom hourglass to skyward sword had considerably better dungeons than totk. fuckin- ph is easily a zelda game aimed more for younger audiences and they have more complicated dungeons than totk. fuck the story felt darker than totk. FUCK, LINEBECK ALONE WAS A MORE WELL WRITTEN AND DEVELOPED CHARACTER THAN THE WHOLE CAST OF TOTK PUT TOGETHER- my copy of phantom hourglass cost me $70 to obtain. phantom hourglass is worth that $70 to me. totk is not.

(speaking of shrines, totk's shrines were fine, it was disappointing how many of them were just. empty with just the prize. i will say, however, I fucking LOVED the shrines where you were stripped of all of your items and dropped into a unique combat situation. a perfect blend of puzzle and combat that utilized the new abilities much better than literally any other part of the game i WISH they actually used the ideas present in those shrines throughout the whole game they were so so good)

of course, theres the uncomfortable implications in the plot of hyrule in the past, the zonai being heralded as gods and then just peacefully placing themselves as higher and in authority over the other races, and then the suggestion that again in the present the other races (in some form) return to being vassals of hyrule, pretty much everything with the gerudo and the way ganondorf is treated and some aspects of his design, how the female characters are treated and viewed across the board, the messy theming, hyrules seemingly complete infatuation with zelda… a lot of this game just made me feel icky, and not in an intentional way.

it almost feels like theres a sense of disdain aimed at storytelling and worldbuilding in general, hardly anything feels new and what is new just is awkwardly superimposed on existing concepts, those existing concepts being carelessly brushed aside, the world bending- sometimes nonsensically- to fit the new ideas totk introduces. all of the disparate parts do not fit together very well and every cool new idea either falls flat after any scrutiny or stands as an unsatisfactory answer to an interesting question. its messy and i get the vibe that they (whoever has the final say on this stuff) don’t care so long as it sells. it doesnt particularly inspire hope or interest in the future of the series if the attitude towards final-draft storytelling and worldbuilding is the same as we got in that interview snippet about the sheikah technology. it feels insulting after everything we’ve seen in this series.

totk arguably is dragged down the most by its story, and i think is has the worst story of the series on account of how hollow and blatently gameplay-enabling it feels. at least in past zelda games if things went unexplained, there was enough room and evidence to speculate. the sheikah tech situation has been explained with ‘it just vanished and no one cared’ and that just feels insulting, not only to the people who wanted a real answer, but also to the game itself.

idk what else to add this game is covered in the ooze for me and i hate it and wouldnt mind never playing it again. theres so much that just doesnt make sense, straight up sucks, goes nowhere, means nothing, is shallow and pointless, is uncritical of itself and what it says, and is just… im not surprised about the lack of dlc on the basis that they dont have any more gameplay to add. the story and world is the very least important thing to totk and it fucking sucks. the gameplay doesnt even do anything for me i just fucking hate this game and its elementary school recess level complexity world and story

To my fellow totk haters (people who started off mildly annoyed with the game's flaws, who then progressed into full on rage as almost everybody else seemed to love it): What did you most dislike about the game? If you can't decide, what were the biggest problems you had? What changes would you like to make?

This can be anything from gentle constructive criticism to a full on rage induced rant; I want to hear your thoughts, whichever form they may take!

[sieglinde-freud]

🔥 Also fanfiction. I am going hoot hoot

i dont think my opinions are too terribly unpopular but one that some of my friends dont get is that i really like when i learn absolutely nothing from a summary. like girl i dont wanna know!!! surprise me!!! ive been sent pics of “bad” (I DONT THINK THEYRE BAD…) summaries from my friends and theyre like “what even is the point of this” WHIMSY. FUN. OPEN THE BOX AND FIND OUT. besides, i normally just filter by tags rather than by relationship so as long as theres nothing that i dislike thats also in the tags, then fuck it!! we in it!

and then this isnt something i see too often but i hear about it theres apparently like. weird fanfic policing discourse… idk i dont see it on tumblr too much thankfully all i do is talk about fire emblem. but like theres all this blah blah blah yap yap yap about what you can and cant write and im just like. wow! i think some people need to feel what its like to be jumpscared with a random fetish in the middle of your otherwise completely unrelated story on fanfic.net that you just keep trucking through because thats all the content you have. keeps you humble!! you just dont get that anymore… we need a refresher on dead dove is what im saying.

also anyone whos read a good chunk of my posts can probably guess this one but i prefer gen to ship. sorry i just love friendship 🥺

[shooks-stupid-stuff]

can’t believe a mobile game made me like valentines day, smh

[diamond-dusted]

him doggy.. ... 

[lynnetendo]

very self-indulgent Leo number one i’ve worked on while also working on other drawings

[convxction]

CYL Chrom lines!!!!! x & x

After ten years and they still refuse to use the Holy King lmao. At this point it would be weird to suddenly say holy king and not exalt. but anyway www krumb!!! this is most likely a version after the horse knight chrom hmm perhaps. because he does sound ..oldish and calm than ever. maybe.

yes. kill me softly mwahaha.....neesa ;;u;; man stop doubting yourself. had it not been the right path frederick and lissa would have bonked you already.

thats a good line because it shows that what he says about the armor taking effort and time and is the pride of ylisse and how comfortable he is in it. in jp he says he got used to it; it feels comfortable to wear so its just the usual.

覚悟はしている。 is basically chrom. always ready and prepared to accept what is to come. aaaa justice sobs. i think each armor got the iris flower somehow as the design on them if i am not mistaken sdldksgskljg chrom got even the butterfly design on his shoulder guard. not this chrom but the OG. 

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;u;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; time who bitch. that was your daughter bitch stop taking her thing. *sobs* suddenly shinzou sasageyo plays in the background lmao

do we tell him that ... there are not ONE fell dragon but ...*counts* four? ...gulps.

oh god... i think the english is so misleading AF.... why english why???

basically “acting like a king is stifling for me. I rather go on patrols (his nature to that/ feels comfortable). So, let me tag along with you for a while.

BITCH FROM ‘EW BEING KING IS MEH’ to ‘im comfortable being one of the boys’ bitch??????????? dunno if this is me but that vibe i got from the english line man. i thought he was doubt moment but didnt make sense with the next sentence??? it is weird phrasing tbh. let me know if this is just me

change fate baby~ 

god english makes chrom so ....the line literally point out how traumatized chrom seeing people DIE IN FRONT OF HIM! why ...’i will not let anyone else be lost’ wtf is this crap?

n a k a m a ~ his nakahomies are his power ;;u;;

i give you this english. you did good on expanding a little bit of chrom lines. just a little bit. still crying about krumb fayre embrum man was not ready to become a king and he was thrown into this. fate is a cruel baitch. JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSITCE!!!!!!!!! looks at his dad. you missed on this man growing up to be a fine man smh. 

lays on the ground ... so much to say about this but it will be redundant. it was a slow realization moment for chrom what happened and what he is supposed to do. 

break dance and dabs. great lord. master lordo lmao. but yeah seems like this is his ...first time wearing ...it? dunno. unsure about this or he is referring to the ‘u train then u get to wear it’ anyway this is probably throwback to levelling up and getting a master seal mhm

trying to understand what this line do ... mmm ....funny. means summoner is op lmao. 

listen. listen. listen.

i dont blame him for saying this. the lucina they mention is the older one--he barely knows her dudes. she is her own person and he does not want to be imposing on her to ask of every little thing so cant say he noticed a lot of things in common between them on the spot.

it is funny that JP he breaks walls, in ENG he breaks training dummies

me: FUCKING BREAKING EVERYTHING BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! within reason. lol

this is one of the jokes i like but dont test me by overusing it otherwise i will hunt your ass. 

anyway, let chrom say sorry cowards.

*wearing my clown outfit* i commented that in english he didnt say emmeryn but it was there...they just didnt put it. wth intelsys? do you have this hidden agenda against best fire emblem girl? i will fight you. come at me. I THROW MY GUANTLET AT YOU. FIGHT ME COWARDS. FIGHT ME! I REQUEST A DEATH BATTLE! 

sigh. neesa... i know it is a culture thing but i always find it sweeter when chrom calls her neesa /big sis rather than just her name. anyway. sad feels.

work this lad to death. he would not mind. just dangle the word bond in front of him and watch him go.

im not gonna critique these because ...no i am going--i will always prefer sugita take on chrom being serious and not just ‘ehe coming thru~’ and ‘believe in me~’ OOOOOOOO i love mar merc dont get me wrong but ...they cheery tune he adds kind of...does not match with a man running with a sword and literally fighting for his life. like if it was inigo yeah i get it or owain or anyone else but not chrom. he is in battle mode and just wants this to be over with. uuughhh.... like. you can feel that there is an action being done in jp and eng he is just saying the words..u know..im sorry. i love eng at times but... u can never beat sugita-han. 

anyway. my ted talk is over. thanks for good food. i will look at these again and see what i can use for my krumb.

[danidoesathing]

1, 2, 3, 5, 13, 22, 24, 25, 30, 31, 32, 41, 43, 44, 50 :)

1. What fandoms do you write for?

A lot! Persona, the slenderverse, pmmm, pokemon, fire emblem, danganronpa and probably more I cant remember

2. What pairings do you write for?

Also a lot! I’m a fan of Akeshu (most joker ships in general), Jam, most byleth ships, makohomu, sayakyo, ishmondo, souyo, and more if you ask!

3. What is your most popular fanfic?

A Self Fulfilling Prophecy! Sixty one chapters (no, I didnt mean to write that much but it just happened) and nearly 1,200 kudos as of now! it’s one of my favorite fics and one of the few that I posted! p5 is a current hyper fixations and im writing more for that series

5. What fanfic of yours should everyone have read?

See above lol

13. What is your planning process? 

Come up with plot, come up with beginning and end and how the middle should go (in theory), and just add some character arcs along the way

22. Do you listen to music during your writing process? What music do you listen to while you’re writing?

OH YEAH MUSIC FUCKING HELPS! It’s really depends on what im writing, but the Madoka Magica OST like Dectrum, Another Episode, Venari Strigas, Magia (for character development/revelations/relationship scenes in particular), Hollow Knight OST like the Pale Court, Daughter of Hollownest, Lace, Bonebottom, (Fight scenes and descriptive settings) and the Oh Hellos like Cold, Passerine, Boreas, Notos (for general ambience).

24. How many WIPs (work-in-progress) do you’ve got?

Two (three technically, but it’s long abandoned), both part of the series im working on! (Judgement and A Darker Soil are the names)

25. How many WIPs will you finish?

Hopefully two! Defiantly finishing Judgement lol

30. What writing software do you use? 

Google Docs, mostly

31. Do you use beta/sensitive readers?

I don’t know what that is so probably no

32. Past or present tense?

Past! It’s an old habit from grade school

41. What is something you don’t like about your writing?

Sometimes things just don’t work right! Like the pacing seems off or the words get repetitive or worse, I will literally just forget words (adhd :/)

43. Guilty pleasure tropes and scenarios?

That one character that doesn’t get to develop their trauma in the canon series so I will be the one to write it (I’m wrote 61 chapters about this alone), big magical scenery, found family, hurt/comfort, ANGST

44. Does fanart of your fanfic exist?

I don’t think so :( but if there is and someone finds it please please PLEASE tag me I wish to see!!!!

50. Can we get a teaser for an upcoming chapter

“But his half lidded, ghostly eyes looked so nice illuminated in orange light from the desk lamp. The bruises looked so pretty against his pale skin, looking akin to watercolor paintings. The thin frame looked oddly lovely as he pulled his knees against his chest, gripping onto the pillow tightly with slender hands (he looked so small now, despite them being so close in size). His breathing is slow, meticulous, calm but subtly frightened like a small child. Dark curls obscured the murky gray of his eyes as he let out a quiet sigh. “

[polandspringz]

i made a tag just for sorting any posts i make about this on my blog so might as well tell a story to begin to fill it up

so im TRYING to make friends with this group of ppl i met at my JPNS class group picnic at the end of the semester. they all seemed nice and were weebs, but the problem is like. well its split between 2 guys and 2 girls (including me) but the other girl is a COD player, as are the guys, and one of the guys is obsessed with Elden Ring, so I’m dealing with SORT OF  dudebro situation

But anyway, one of the guys (not the Elden Lord as we’ll call him) likes Fire Emblem and wanted to talk to me about it, but he’s kind of the dimitri dudebro- so like that famous post about the boyfriend who has a “man crush” on dimitri but refuses to say he’s bi or romantically in love with him, that’s what im dealing with

I’ll reply to this guy smth to bounce off his point and he’ll always just be like “i like dimitri” like he dodges any actual conversation i try to build to go back to “well I like dimitri”

He’s done this with other things like if we talk anime he’ll ignore anything like (I don’t want to say intelligent and seem full of myself, but if I’m like “Oh this was done by x animator” or “i really liked how they decided to do this or implement this theme”) and instead just be like “i just like it because x”. For reasons like this with regards to anime discussions, I just wanna call him a newbie weeb, bc he seems to be in that stage of just liking the main shounens or whats popular and never branching beyond it

but back to the fire emblem stuff, im just kind of annoyed rn bc i have never ACTUALLY spoken to a dimitri dudebro before and so even though i may not be an EDELGARD lover (i fucked up and got on silver snow instead of crimson flower, so i cant like defend anything about her properly because I didn’t play it but I’m friends with ppl who love her and CAN argue for her view points) but this dude is really like “I love Petra, but I didn’t care for Black Eagles at all and actually i only cared about Dimitri and Felix. But don’t ship Felix and Dimitri I hate that they’re just friends. Also Felix is just a rehash of Sasuke. Also I love Dimitri and Felix but if you try to analyze their relationship anymore I’ll get angry” like BRO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DISCUSS WITH YOU

[ender-whumps]

i wasn’t tagged in this i found it on my dash BUT it looks fun and i’m going to do it anyways

conclusion: there aren’t a lot of docs in my drive that have actual titles and yet somehow i remember which is which despite 90% of it being absolute bullshit

— parenthesis are part of the actual title, the brackets are my inserts i’m making before posting —

we don’t know what we gonna call this one, boys

hmmmmm mayhaps?

drabblesdrabblesdrabblesdrabbles

uHhhh

why are all the (ao3 fic titles written like this is this aesthetic am i doing it right)

um yeet skeet?

spoopy

new and improved [name of story], this time with [ship]

um

planning? kinda

big muscular paladin prince takes jacked hung samurai prince’s big huge horse cock in local bathhouse!!!! (not clickbait!!!) [i won’t elaborate any further other than yes, this is about two certain characters from fire emblem and if you know which two then i love you]

i have 0 fetishes. none at all in fact

idfk man

bruh bruh bruh

i’m at my limit (fire in the hole)

trhehehehhehehe

bad apple!!!!!

Untitled Document

?

motivation [it’s blank]

peeces of [story name]

fic ideas!!!!

alright folks let’s try this again (a rewrite)

i have an idea

Untitled Document, The Sequel

untitled3 (aka tentacle porn)

[story name] but like again bc it’s horrible and im awful at writing and i cant do anything right but also im so cool and im the best

they’re fucking oh no

penis44

[ship name] smut but they’re both deeply fucked up

yyy

zzzzzzzz

HEY GHOSTS GRAB HIS NIPPLES

whump is such a stupid word but i guess that’s what this is

milf x dilf (old heteros but they’re allies)

omg he turns into a dragon

bang it out bang it out

writer’s block can suck my big fat (redacted)

idc vampires aren’t sexy i’m sorry i said it

i don’t care or know. anything

look at me morty i’m writing a fic morty

hi

WIP MEME TAG THING

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

tagged by @hold-him-down

WIPS (in no order and with no context):

The clinic 2

AUDEN 2

Untitled document

Untitled document

[REDACTED BECAUSE OH GOD THIS TITLE IS A BIG SPOILER LOL]

Prison shit

[oops nope can’t post that, that’s a huge spoiler too]

Training

1d1r first client

Tagging: @pumpkin-spice-whump @quietly-by-myself @wolfeyedwitch @whump-for-all-and-all-for-whump @thecyrulik @winedark-whump @orchidscript @maracujatangerine @card-games-and-pain

[sasukeuwuchiha]

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[banished-away]

favourite character tag !

tagged by @vault-emblem​!

Rules: List ten of your favourite characters in ten different fandoms and then tag ten other victims to do the same!

(i dont even know if i have 10 fandoms rn)

1- stefan (fire emblem 9/10)

this one was kinda obvious. i dont know how to explain my love for him, but he ties a lot into the lore, fits the ‘strange friendly hermit’ type and the cool teacher kind, plus being a very good unit and also mysterious. hes not the kind of character you find often!

2- silver (pokemon gsc/hgss)

i just love him. he was one of my first videogame crushes, his character arc has yet to be topped in any pokemon game (or game in general), hes a jerk rival done right, and frlg and hgss added so much more dept to him, and acts as a bridge between the johto and kanto games. his arc shows that, no matter how low yoiuve fallen, how evil you are, you can change for the better.

3- zuko (atla)

again, hello childhood crush. hes very similar to silver. his arc made me cry as a child and still makes me emotional now. his character growth should be used as a model for all redeemed villain characters

(also still salty he didnt end up with katara)

4- princess leia organa (star wars)

i got into star wars very late, just before tfa came out. from what everyone told me, leia was just the princess type, so i didnt have high hopes for her.

i was never happier to be proven wrong.

leia is who every girl should strive to be. shes strong, charismatic, and yet kind, with her snarky personality spicing everything up. she is a great role model, character and icon. i cant exactly put into words my love for her, but its a lot.

5- tonbokiri (touken ranbu)

this might be inaccurate bc i only watched katsugeki sorry im a fake im just a sucker for gentle giants types. hes easily the strongest of the second unit and yet is the quietest, gentlest one. his fight with the ootachi made me emotional, and seeing him overcome it in the last episode almost made me cry. i love how he acts as kind of a mediator in the group. i cant wait to see more of him as i get deeper into tkrb hell!

6- geralt of rivia ( the witcher books)

there is another archetype of character arc i love, and its “lone wolf suddenly grows to care for a small child”. and geralt is the best example of it. his particular view of the world, the contrast between how he acts and appears versus his nice personality, and how he grows to care for ciri and acts as her father figure makes him a very multi-faceted, interesting protagonist and character.

7- heartstone (magnus chase and the gods of asgard)

i just care for him so much. his character arc about accepting himself is lovely, hes an endearing character and you can see he cares deeply for magnus and co. in a book full of great characters, hes easily my fav

(help im running out of people ill just do more fe games)

8- azel (fire emblem 4)

i can relate to azel a lot. we are both always overshadowed by people we care for, are weak mentally and phisically, and didnt grow up in the best of enviroments. yet his resolve to go on is inspiring, and his soft and gentle personality is very close to mine. despite everything he remained strong, and according to kaga’s notes, despite all that happened between him and arvis he still loved his brother so much, and still believed in him being good.

9- mareeta (fire emblem 5)

talking about characters who go through a lot! mareeta is one of my favorite characters ever. the premise of her character is a pretty epic one: the daughter of a fallen prince with special blood which gives them mastery of teh sword, who was abducted bt slave traders and then saved by a mysterious amnesiac woman (herself a fallen princess), raised in a small village with the protagonist (ANOTHER fallen prince), then taken away again and forced to fight her mother, saved in secret by her father, and now out to save her mom. and yet she is just a normal girl, who just wants to be with the woman who took care of her for so many years. even her desire to get stronger is born out of guilt over having eyvel captured. shes just a normal teen girl: she fails, cries, gets angry, suffers a lot (this is jugdral after all), and yet she never gives up. she keeps going and going, despite all she goes through. and in the end she has her happy ending: she returns to fiana with her mother, reunites with her father, becomes a famous swordmaster. her story is one of the most interesting in jugdral, its hard to not get attached to her.

10- giratina (pokemon dppt)

hey, did you know that the-banished-one is a subtle reference to them? no? good bc if you did then it would be embarassing

but now ive embarassed myself on here enough to revela it

i just. fcking love giratina. they have great lore, a great role, great stats, great type combination, great design, great E V E R Y T H I N G. plus the concept of a god of balance and antimatter is??? just fucking cool????? plus i love them not being good or evil. theyre just there, doing their antimatter balance thing. not doing anuthing bad? good, giratina is happy. youre fucking up with the space-time continuum? too bad, youre gonna get sucked into a black hole into a world where gravity isnt a thing and everything is different from our reality

(also just how cool is the distortion world??? a lot, thats how much)

also i loved the giratina movie. i loved taht trilogy in general, but the giratina movie is extra good. smol shaymin becoming friends with a giant eldritch abomination??? sign me tf up!!!!

i tag @this-is-the-light-of-zwei, @jugdraldefender, @sanguine-daydreams, @02nz, @spooky-soleil and just anyone who wants to do this

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Tagged by @yuniras thank you :3

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people.

THE LAST: 1. Drink: water 2. Phone call: idk someone in my family? 3. Text message: friend 4. Song you listened to: the playlist on my tumblr kek 5. Time you cried: hmmmm a week ago probably when i was watching some E3 videos of Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts 3 and Twilight Princess’s reaction and getting emotional/crying all over again? LOL, but also hmmm there was this and a day where i opened up to my friend to talk about how important she became to me as a best friend, then i teared up… thats what i could remember :p

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: no

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: no

8. Been cheated on: yes

9.Lost someone special: yeah

10. Been depressed: yes

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: never got drunk and i fucking hate alcoholic shit, so HELL NO

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: black, red, blue

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: yes

16. Fallen out of love: yeah

17. Laughed until you cried: no idea, maybe

18. Found out someone was talking about you: idk

19. Met someone who changed you: yes

20. Found out who your friends are: yeah

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: nope, not anymore for a long time lol

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: most of them probably

23. Do you have any pets: nope :(

24. Do you want to change your name: nope

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: reunited with many of my friends at home, it was fun as always

26. What time did you wake up: 5:30 am but then i slept and woke up one hour later

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: i think i was playing fire emblem heroes? or sleeping idk

28. Name something you can’t wait for: at this point i dont even know, maybe hopefully buying a new game (Persona 5 or a 3ds fire emblem) lol

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: minutes ago

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: idk just living on a safer place and having a btter life when it comes to myself regarding this adult life which i never appreciated, except the times where i could go out and be a bit more free i guess

31. What are you listening to right now: a youtube video

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: uhh nope

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: nah

34. Most visited website: youtube, twitter, tumblr

35. Mole/s: idk

36. Mark/s: no idea, maybe there is one on my shoulder and thats about it?

37. Childhood dream: you mean career dream? if thats it i kind wanted to become a football/soccer player, now i think about this and I'm like LMAO

39. Long or short hair: short... i wish i had a bit of longer hair on the front tho, i dont like how short it is

40. Do you have a crush on someone: nah.. whooo knows kekeke, leaving it up for mystery ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (hint: most likely not)

41. What do you like about yourself: who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ okay i like how i lost weight compared to 2/3 years ago and how i'm humble

42. Piercings: nah

43. Blood type: idk

44. Nickname: ed, edu, senpai (only a few ppl use this one tho)

45. Relationship status: single, sometimes im chill with it and there are other times where i miss dating

46. Zodiac: aries

47. Pronouns: he/him

48. Favorite TV Show(s): i dont watch anything foooooorever

49. Tattoos: nope

50. Right or left hand: right handed

51. Surgery: cant remember

52. Hair dyed in different color: never had it

53. Sport: soccer/football maybe

55. Vacation: nothing interesting, i always stay on my city

56. Pair of trainers: wat

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: nothing right now 58. Drinking: water 59. I’m about to: eat something? kek 61. Waiting for: the day where i can actually buy games on my country, outside of steam, my 3ds cries for fire emblem 62. Want: idk just have a happier life? money? lol 63. Get married: uhhh no idea, i dont even date for a long time and i dont think i might be able to even do that 64. Career: something on my area? meh i dont like talking about this kind of topic though

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: for me both 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: both are fine 68. Older or younger: ehhh idk 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: stomach i guess lmao 71. Sensitive or loud: no idea 72. Hook up or relationship: relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: wtf

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a Stranger: no 75. Drank hard liquor: NEVER 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: nope 77. Turned someone down: yes 78. Sex on the first date: u wot m8 no 79. Broken someone’s heart: idk... maybe? maybe not? i wouldnt be surprised if it was yes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 81. Been arrested: no 82. Cried when someone died: yes 83. Fallen for a friend: yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: not really 85. Miracles: not sure 86. Love at first sight: naaah 87. Santa Claus: maybe 88. Kiss on the first date: probably yeah

OTHER: 90. Current best friend name(s): idk if i would like to add here, i mean, privacy reasons 91. Eye color: brown 92. Favorite movie: star wars movies i guess

tagging @alisasacagawea @kurome-in-wonderland @mut4ti0ns @s-e-l-f-i-s-h-n-e-s-s @ @yetanotherfluffyotaku @riftdoor @nadaikuni @vanus-et-elisus @kanashiri @myluchanblog @onuki-yumi only do it if you want to and sorry if anyone didnt want to be tagged ;-;

[flamboyant-king]

I got tagged by @sleepinglionhearts Oh boi senpoi!

Write 5 things you:

Carry in your bag

(if backpack...like for school or traveling)

1.) My clipboard for drawings (filled with recent drawings and extra paper)

2.) Pencil cases. (My main case with inking pens and the works+my colored pencils case)

3.) My ipad for connecting with the world

4.) A plushie of any kind for moral support

5.) Snacks! 

(If messenger bag)

1.) My 2ds with an Altoids can of games.

2.) My trusty kazoo just in case

3.) Spare pens and pencils in case i find something to draw on

4.) My container of Elis so i can vandalize

5.) My phone and wallet

Will find in your bedroom

1.) Clothes all over. I have no more room in my room for more clothes so i had to migrate some clothes

2.) All the stuffed animals lining the cabinets, the floors, my bed.

3.) Posters all over the walls. My art from elementary up to now and prints i bought from Youmacon

4.) Figurines lining my dresser. Amiibos and Nendos

5.) Not me. (im sleeping in the guest room because i have not put my bedsheets on yet but also there is laundry all over my bed...)

Have always wanted to do

1.) Sell my art! Been by dream since i was 12, but you know...self esteem and my parents’ paranoia.

2.) Finish an animation. (so much unfinished stuff...not limited to animation)

3.) Be a lets player. Pfff I think my yelling would be entertaining

4.) Break something with no consequence. Throw a rock through a window, set a car on fire, punch a hole through a wall. (no consequences includes the injuring of my hand trying to punch the wall)

5.) Eat raw cookie dough. PFFFF I WANT TO EAT A WHOLE TRAY OF RAW COOKIE DOUGH

That makes you happy

1.) ELI ELI ELI

2.) Having someone talk to me. Either on here or my friends irl

3.) watermelon mmmmm

4.) those cute animal video heehee

5.) alone time. i really enjoy having time to myself. no parents. just me in my house being an idiot. that makes me really happy

Currently into

(this ones hard because gosh dang whats up brain. like something)

1.) Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell. I like Gordon Ramsay. Although I’m not really paying attention but its nice to have in the background pfff

2.) Cartoon reviews and movie reviews. I love having these play in the background, i always go back to ihateeverything, raplhthemoviemaker, and mysteriousmrenter.

3.) I’m TRYING to get into Fire Emblem, hence why I’m TRYING to play Awakening, BUT I HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A FISH

4.) as you can tell i’m really into FE Heroes right now, so there’s that

5.) I’m really into making stickers. For my friends and just for me also i printed out more Elis! its very therapeutic so i cant stop

Things on your to-do list

1.) I HAVE BASKETS OF LAUNDRY IN THE BASEMENT IN THE LIVING ROOM SO I HAVE TO DISTRIBUTE THAT

2.) BUT I HAVE NO ROOM IN MY CLOSETS AND CABINETS BECAUSE I HAVE TOO MUCH CLOTHES SO I NEED TO TRY ON AND GET RID OF A LOT OF THOSE

3.) I still have to finish that story book. I have 10 out of 16 more pages to go

4.) My list of FEh comics grows more because my brain wont stop so there’s that

5.) I need to pack my stuff because I’m going to DIDNEY WORLD

Things people may not know about you

1.) I have been sheltered all my childhood. I wasn’t allowed outside by myself, so i was barely allowed outside. My parents’ schedules messed things up. I had a swingset in the backyard, a large driveway and basketball hoop on the driveway, but i barely got to play with them. Now it’s uncomfortable to leave the house despite being and adult and wanting to travel.

2.) I cannot swim. I can stay afloat and doggie paddle but I’m too afraid to put my head underwater. I’ve almost drowned like 3 times and they were all in Florida. So I’m afraid of putting my head underwater.

3.) I'm scared of wrists. In 6th grade, people labelled me as emo because i liked to wear black back then? I looked up what emo really meant and it terrified me the pictures i found...not to mention a few of my friends did c u t and they would show me. Why did they show? WHY DID THEY SHOW ME?

4.) Toddlers like me for some reason. Like can’t they tell I’m uncomfortable around them? I just make funny faces and noises a lot so maybe there’s that...they think I’m a cartoon pfff

5.) I have a fucking terrible self esteem. It may not be obvious because I pretend to be a cocky, flamboyant douche whenever I get compliments, but behind the computer I’m freaking sweating and crying. Like, wow you guys actually like my art.

I tag whoever thinks this seems like fun lol

[xtreme-icecream]

the usual deal I Guess is for me to draw OC’s in squad batches; this one is a team i’ve nicknamed The Goddamn Squad™, i like 2 imagine them as an action rpg party n that means theyre gonna save the world, As Usual

character into notes in the read more bc Ya Just Gotta

so the one at the top right with the big blue anime eyes is Abel:

-her name is abel bc?? name genders??? theyre like fashion: theyre there for aesthetic. get names that suit your style helen -she wants to *zack fair voice* Become a Hero but like that’s vague and her definition of it changes constantly so in effect her goal is Altruism p much -her way of life is swords. she loves swords. smithing fighting history decorating All of it -The Chosen One™, eventually, after the first third of the story i guess -there’s an important sword see it chooses her lmao  -a Good Misunderstood Orphan-class hero. a naruto. -as u can see she’s every generic inoffensive jrpg hero x10 but with a drop of character development and a dash of gay and also for once she’s a girl (ya gotta). she’s here to subvert everything -also she’s half dark elf (whatever i end up calling those) but she doesnt know and she also doesnt know that the Greater Cosmic Forces have hated her guts for like 7000 years

at the right of abel, the one who looks like she has a bug on her head, thats Ce(ci)lia:

-rich -i drew her a lil more sinisterly than she really is tbh she’s a gentle soul but she presents herself in a way that makes her hard to approach, smh -she’s so nice she’s almost boring. what few snide tendencies she has she got bc abel rubbed off on her.  -she n abel live in the same hometown n go to the same Not Sword Hogwarts school (which her dad owns). they’re two different kinds of top students which means they’re best friends of the rival flavor -theyre also girlfriends they dont know that yet i guess???dam -uses a Gun so u know she’s rich when u fight her lmao -her signature plot weapon is a morphing sentient symbiotic lizard shield thing tho. it cramps her style (gun+shield??blease) but the plot demands it  -most likely to leave the party and Then come back as a duel boss before coming back -im gonna be honest here i’ve always wanted my own riku/sasuke/weiss/celica/zuko character so that’s what she is i guess

at the top left is Hawke:

-like archer elf aladdin but he’s in a thieves gang -he’s a wood elf, different from abel, js -his real name is Marcus Piccabeen and he’s the only guy whose name im Sure of rn. (everyone actually has a surname rn but they need finalizing) -he lies, cheats and steals and such but Actually he wants to be heroic too and climb up the classes in society so when Abel and Celia track down his gang he tags along with them because he thinks theyre pretty cool -he’s a thief but in the party he’s the mage character. his arrows are made of magic bc 1) he cant Buy arrows 2) cant make them either 3) one of his gang friends is a magic genius and taught him -he calls the magic arrows “bolts” bc crossbows and also like when zeus does the lightning thing. they work like that -his other agenda is finding the guys who pillaged his hometown and hunted the elves down but its more of a closure thing than a revenge thing

the guy who looks like if lok’s mako cameoed in thundercats and put on a dead anime mom hairstyle is Damian:

-u talk to him a lot as a suspiciously-designed npc before he joins the team for real. he helps the main party but he has his own thing to do see -he’s of the kind of fantasy race that’s animal people (he’s a lion i think) -(there’s a whole discussion for why he’s so human-looking but it boils down to: My Own Shortcomings. but thats meta talk anw) -he’s some kind of spiritual scholar, his academia whatever is about studying for the betterment of the spirit and society or something. he’s on a research trip that doubles as a pilgrimage. -honestly the most static of the characters so far despite what he’s doing but i’m very close to figuring out his character arc. it has to do with the prince of the main kingdom -exposition? u got it

the generic-looking guy with the undercut is Randall:

-his archetype is that of the sad young man with a dead girlfriend. crush. whatever -that crush was the princess leading the war effort (u can taste the fire emblem) so really i guess he had it coming  -he was like, a handpicked lieutenant or some kind of secondary position like that, which was a promotion from Personal Retainer or something helps to be friends with the princess huh -the princess is a Major character despite dying a third of the way in, and is Very Important to abel’s arc, so he’s here to be her ghost. something like that. -he n the princess were part of a Trio tho; his personal issue has to do with the third character there

finally the ominous one with the not-human vibes is Astreia:

-she’s sboilers,,.,,, -she’s a recurring boss, but for story reasons the astreia u get in the party is Way powered down from boss!astreia -the fact that she’s the last party member would be sbpoilers too if this was an actual thing -the Real zuko but her mark is celia -not from this realm, but after Developments she can’t go back home because the Big Fellas Beyond the Clouds told her to fuck off bc she screwed up -is the lore equivalent of a fallen angel i guess -she’s been here for centuries and only admits after joining the party that she wanted to get along with mankind but they’d find her too freaky :((

anw thanks for looking all these designs are Super tentative they might change tomorrow even *dabs*

[maternalcube]

taaaaagged by @vld-boooi​

Rules: Choose any three fandoms you want (in any order) and answer the questions. Then tag some friends

I choose: voltron, steven universe, aaaand fire emblem (probably awakening specifically)

The first character you loved:

voltron: shiro lol, surprise surprise

steven universe: amethyst probs? idr

fire emblem: fuckin CHROM the moment i saw him die i was like, thats the one. thats the man im going to marry.

The character you never expected to love so much:

voltron: keith i guess? i dont usually go for the “broody” ones but man he. isnt actually and hes so good and i love him so much bye

steven universe: garnet omg i love garnet. theres a post STILL IN CIRCULATION abt how much i love garnet. also padparadscha but weve seen so little of her yet...

fire emblem: basilio?? like where did that even come from lmao. headcanons mostly i think.

The character you relate to most:

voltron: kind of a toss up between keith and shiro, depends on my mood lol. hunk too. mostly keith tho i guess.

steven universe: bluhhhh i dunno? sadie i guess?

fire emblem: i mean, my mu i guess. this is hard, theyre all kind of wacky but then theres basically no character development either and most characters practically exist only in supports so... idk maybe sully.

The character you’d slap:

voltron: the bad guys idk. idk. 

steven universe: i wouldve said lars like two episodes ago but now i love him. uhh aquamarine then

fire emblem: tharja bye

A character you liked at first but not so much anymore:

voltron: honestly i think lance? its not that i like him less tho its that ive grown to like everyone else more... i think fandom has smth to do w this. still love him tho.

steven universe: pearl? i dont KNOW man i dont really fall out of love with fictional characters. thats not a thing that happens.

fire emblem: yeah i cant think of anyone

3 OTPS:

voltron: where do i fucking BEGIN i love sh@nce especially and also katt and. i cant do just three man i love she|th and kl@nce and he|th and k@llura and and and SO MANY?? ALL OF THEM

steven universe: garnet/rupphire. thats. pretty much all i care about. i like amedot?

fire emblem: CHROBIN FAR AND AWAY theres a lot of cute supports out there but i basically dont remember any. um lonqu/miriel is funny but so is henry/miriel. gaius/lissa is cute too. man idk ill give basically everything a shot. shoutout to the platonic supports for robin/owain and robin/laurent too. i love sully so robin/sully too, esp f!robin. OH OH stepping away from awakening for a moment, F!CORRIN/SCARLET yes yes. kind of into ike/soren too.

if you read all of this youre tagged lol